let me tell you a story of a gross fat human bump.
i was on the train today and there was an elder woman in her 50s/60s standing on my right.
then, there was a fat lady standing on my left.
so when an empty seat on my right appeared, it was only right that the elder woman take the seat, I, for one, wouldnt go snatching it from her.

But then, this horrendously out of shape woman tries to squeeze past me and take the seat!
she was wearing this ugly tight pink t-shirt, bright yellow pants, ugly shoes and a bad perm. with all her fats clearly shown and jutting out like a porcupine, she tries with all her might to go in between the already big gap!
blardy hell!
obviously the seat was too small for her as 2 guys were sitting on both sides. failing to get the seat, she actually scolded 'stupid woman $$#$#@@$#' 'si lampar%$$%#%$#%^$#%^' (dunno scolding me or the elder woman).
gawd this woman is like shit.